I wrote some time ago about the bottom 50% of the population being below average. Now a few reflections on what's below that.
AM talk radio was the rage of conservatives years ago, and I think its being supplanted by the internet. Its hard to argue with it, it continually blasts out its racist, bigoted vitriol on a daily basis to those who need constant reassurance that their closed minds are the way to go. However, now many have discovered the same type of outright bias can be transmitted among a group by way of the "forwarded message," a great alternative to, you know, actual thinking.
Its a way of passively entering the internet age without all the troubling research and fact finding that consumes those with a genuine thirst for knowledge- just wait and Bubba will send you your marching orders, via forwarded email.
I have a relative who's been captured by it, and its not a pretty thing to watch. Here's my theory on it:
Some Conservatives are fueling one or more "think tanks" who create the messages, sometimes original and sometimes reworking old jokes or stories. If its an old joke, they will take a main character from the joke and rewrite it to become a Democratic leader.
For example, there's this joke that originally went like this:
A guy is on an ocean cruise, boat sinks and he washes up on a deserted island only to find a dog and a female sheep there. The three become great friends and spend every evening sitting together watching the sunset over the harbor. One day, the guy is horny and starts to slip his arm around the sheep in an affectionate manner. The dog sees it and goes off, barking and acting like he's going to bite the guy until the guy stops.
One day a beautiful woman washes ashore in very bad shape. The guy nurses her back to health and she becomes a valued member of their group. One evening, while watching the sunset, she softly whispers in his ear, "You have done so much for me, I'd like to thank you somehow for all you've done. I'd do anything, and I mean anything to make you happy." He thinks about it for a minute and says, "How about taking the dog for a long walk."
So one day I get this forwarded message in my email, and its the same joke, except instead of a beautiful woman, I'll be damned if its not Nancy Pelosi! Well, that pretty much destroys the joke, since instead of some beautiful woman suggesting sex, its that crusty old Pelosi lady. The funniness of the joke hinged on the guy passing up a beautiful women for a sheep, for crying out loud! But for a mindless bottom 20er, any swipe at a democrat will do.
This other forwarded phenomenon is the perverted parable, witnesseth!:
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very liberal, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support government programs. In other words, redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch conservative, a feeling she openly expressed. Based upon this, she had participated in, and the cage and had the occasional chat with her professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored a selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professor to be the truth, and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had an "a" average and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't have many college friends because she spent all of her time studying. Her father listened and then asked, how is your friend Audrey doing? She replied, Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is popular on campus, college for her is a blast. She's always go into all the parties have lots of times, she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over. Her wise father asked his daughter, why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0? That way, you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of your GPA.
The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, fired back. "That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair? I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time and hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward hers. She played while I worked my tail off!"
Her father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to my side of the fence."
What I love about this fable is that it is a false equivilancy on top of a false premise. Taxing the rich to help the poor is not the same thing as educational socialism. Is the story saying that the poor are poor because they choose to be, that they party and play around constantly while the rich are serious minded workers, squirrels who save their acorns for hard times? Why, we sure wouldn't want to reward bad behavior by giving the poor something, right? The moral of the story is that greed is the right thing to do.
But my favorite thing about the parable is that the entire premise of the story is a false but widely circulated belief-That the rich are constantly being bled to redistribute their hard-earned wealth to the unworthy poor, when in reality, the redistribution of wealth is going the other way, from the bottom to the top! Wealth in this country is increasingly becoming concentrated at the top. The richest 1% of the population now "earn" 20% of all money earned, the greatest disparity since the gilded age of the 1920's. Whoever wrote that mind-boggling ignorant story has got to be laughing his/her ass off every time some idiot sees it and hits the "forward to all" button.
One of the message forwarders includes the following unattributed quote on all of his recirculated emails, "When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both." It has become his tag-line.
I can remember the day when helping the poor was generally believed to be a virtue and not a vice. But in the new Republican age, up is now down.
In fact, in the new testament, (1 Corinthians 13:13) the apostle Paul writes to the Corinthians, "And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three; but the greatest of these is charity." The greatest of human virtues is CHARITY??? Sorry Paul, don't you know the poor don't even bother coming to class?
I bring all of this up because somehow we have arrived at a point where our conservative overlords have hijacked the discourse and turned the good into the bad. Instead of AM radio being the sole source of this crazy indoctrination/reinforcement of kooky ideas of the bottom 20%, I suspect that cynical people are hired to rewrite jokes and parables into anti-Christian themes, labeling them as the new "good" and sending them out to the faithful, knowing the message will be mindlessly forwarded to each other over and over. And the best I can tell, there is no counterpart to this phenomenon on the left, thankfully.
And instead of these bottom 20ers being taught to think for themselves (a possibility given to them by the internet) these recycled jokes and stories are just being used to validate their racial, bigoted, jingoistic and paranoid beliefs. People who are so intellectually incurious it boggles the mind.
And it drives me crazy.